*has existential crisis over Shrek*
Anonymous asked: me and my boyfriend never tried anal but he wants to. I'm a bit curious but afraid that my butthole won't go back to its original size. Any comments?
your butt will forever be loose and your shits will just fall out after that so get the diapers ready
Wtf no this is bullshit. Just fucking do some reseach on the best way to explore anal. Who says this?
lol you are so stupid
when youre googling your homework assignment and you find a website with all of the answers
WHY IS THAT EVEN ACCURATE!!!!!
Cutest thing ever - Vine by Cheyenne Moore
people who complain about “getting too many asks”
people who get straight A’s and every test they say “im so gonna fail”
People who say their art sucks when its clearly amazing
Having a student who just can’t pass his fucking driver’s test
"you’re obsessed with video games"
when ur eating dinner at your friends house
and their parents start arguing
and you want to ask for the salt
but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce
Actual thoughts that run through my brother’s head…
taking math tests like
ships with height differences <333
This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!