*has existential crisis over Shrek*

Tuesday Apr 4 @ 10:35pm

Anonymous asked: me and my boyfriend never tried anal but he wants to. I'm a bit curious but afraid that my butthole won't go back to its original size. Any comments?

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

ponchocactus:

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

your butt will forever be loose and your shits will just fall out after that so get the diapers ready

Wtf no this is bullshit. Just fucking do some reseach on the best way to explore anal. Who says this?

lol you are so stupid

Tuesday Apr 4 @ 08:18pm

psyducked:

…….

Tuesday Apr 4 @ 08:00pm

patzimmy:

thistimeillmake-you-proud:

deanovak:

when youre googling your homework assignment and you find a website with all of the answers

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this.fucking.gif.

WHY IS THAT EVEN ACCURATE!!!!!

Tuesday Apr 4 @ 07:58pm

Monday Apr 4 @ 11:09pm
Monday Apr 4 @ 11:05pm

weloveshortvideos:

Cutest thing ever - Vine by Cheyenne Moore

Monday Apr 4 @ 11:00pm

daa-ze:

skr0ala:

dominicsellie:

crrocs:

people who complain about “getting too many asks”

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people who get straight A’s and every test they say “im so gonna fail”image

People who say their art sucks when its clearly amazing

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Having a student who just can’t pass his fucking driver’s test

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Monday Apr 4 @ 10:56pm

connorkawaii:

"you’re obsessed with video games"

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Monday Apr 4 @ 10:51pm

funkies:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

WHERE IS THIS CHILDS PARENT

whys this kid stealing all my moves 

Monday Apr 4 @ 10:49pm

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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Monday Apr 4 @ 10:47pm
darksideoftherainb0w:

Actual thoughts that run through my brother’s head…

darksideoftherainb0w:

Actual thoughts that run through my brother’s head…

Monday Apr 4 @ 07:57pm

thirstfollower:

taking math tests like

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Monday Apr 4 @ 07:41pm

cupcakesflying:

ships with height differences <333

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Monday Apr 4 @ 07:41pm

ryanjamesyezak:

This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!

Monday Apr 4 @ 07:40pm


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